"The Eternal Flame Will Always Burn Forever"
Bucket Hat Style and Size Details
Material: Vivid and durable polysynthetic canvas, for maximum comfort and usability. Ultra Mega Rad bucket hats also feature a soft mesh full interior lining, enhancing breathability and temperature regulation. Superior fabrics, inks, and dye-sublimation printing used so design will remain vibrant and stay awesome forever.
One size fits most
Care Instructions: Hand wash cold, lay flat to dry, and enjoy the perpetual quality maxitude of this bucket hat.
When I originally heard this outlandish prophecy, the skepticism was palpable. However, as time continues its relentless progression of forwardness, this fire has not gone out at ALL, like not even for a second. Shoutout to the eternal flame, stay burning always.