Impossibility Does Not Compute
Bucket Hat Style and Size Details
Material: Vivid and durable polysynthetic canvas, for maximum comfort and usability. Ultra Mega Rad bucket hats also feature a soft mesh full interior lining, enhancing breathability and temperature regulation. Superior fabrics, inks, and dye-sublimation printing used so design will remain vibrant and stay awesome forever.
One size fits most
Care Instructions: Hand wash cold, lay flat to dry, and enjoy the perpetual quality maxitude of this bucket hat.
The illusory bonds of practicality and logic are nothing in the face of overwhelming self-belief and at least one or two super powers that can alter reality a little bit, that definitely helps. It's not mandatory, but it undeniably helps for sure.