A Very Different Moon
$45.00
Crop Tops Style and Size Details
Material: 100% poly synthetic jersey, with maximum softness for ultimate comfort and performance.
Superior fabrics, inks, and dye-sublimation printing used so design will remain vibrant and stay awesome forever.
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Length | 15" | 16" | 17" | 18" |
| Chest | 17.5" | 18" | 18.5" | 19" |
Here’s the deal, Mission Control– wherever we landed is not the moon. I repeat, we are 100% not on the moon. Like, not in the least. There’s no way this is the moon. I’ve seen the moon a BUNCH of times, and it for sure doesn’t look like this. First of all, none of the colors are right. Way too many colors. Secondly, the surface cracked when we landed, and that can’t be good. Frankly, Mission Control, everybody’s pretty spooked. Super weird vibes. I know there’s some stuff we were supposed to do here, but since “here” isn’t the moon, we’re gonna take off. Well, if you knew you shouldn’t have picked chimps for this mission, why’d you pick chimps then? Pfft…humans.
Model is wearing a size Small.
Height: 5'8" Bust: 34B Waist: 25 Hips: 36
