ULTRA MEGA RAD BUCKET HATS AVAILABLE NOW!!!
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Shard of Ultra Mega Rad Planet Globe

$50.00

Bucket Hat Style and Size Details

Material: Vivid and durable polysynthetic canvas, for maximum comfort and usability. Ultra Mega Rad bucket hats also feature a soft mesh full interior lining, enhancing breathability and temperature regulation. Superior fabrics, inks, and dye-sublimation printing used so design will remain vibrant and stay awesome forever.

 One size fits most

Care Instructions: Hand wash cold, lay flat to dry, and enjoy the perpetual quality maxitude of this bucket hat.

 

Bad news, kids. Remember the extremely rare and expensive globe representing Ultra Mega Rad Planet? Well, it broke. Who broke it, you ask? Definitely not me, because I do NOT put liquid butter on my hands while eating movie theater popcorn instead of putting the butter directly on the popcorn (though putting the butter on your hands really does make more sense if you think about it). Since, for security purposes, I have to carry the globe with me at all times, I’m crazy responsible with it like you wouldn’t believe, so no WAY would it slip out of my hands when I got spooked by the 3D ghost that came out of nowhere in that movie I snuck into because going to the movies is too expensive after paying for two buckets of popcorn and three buckets of liquid butter. Anyways, the bottom line is that, yes, the Ultra Mega Rad Planet globe broke, but the shards remain and still look super cool. I’ll glue it together…eventually. Oh, AND find the person who broke this completely irreplaceable treasure, and that is a promise!